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you don't have to be an open book

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If you close your eyes while listening to Biden’s speech he sounds like a peanuts character

have you ever used your foot to grab trash off the floor and put it in a small trashcan

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There is an off chance the coup radicalizes Biden to be an ecosocialist lol one can hope

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whoever wrote the unsolved mysteries theme song is a better musician than beethoven

US politics 

DEFUND THE SPACE FORCE

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Take a moment to appreciate the naming convention of these collections.

Modern stuff isn't half as imaginative.

Jar jar binks is one of the most developed characters in the Star War movies. Audience knows everything about him in deep detail, down to the mundane (probably 45 minutes of him walking around and interacting with everyday objects) and he has a massive arc from outcast to life debt slave to general to senator

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"cyberpunk" is just the word i use to refer to any person on this fucking website who loves to talk shit!

US politics, the next four years 

I'm not going to be modest about my predictions anymore because I was right about what would unfold in the last 4 years about 90% of time. I'm hoping everyone here realizes that if Trump isn't president next year, he (or a surrogate) will be in 2024. If Biden holds on, it's going to get ugly, and I hope everyone here is making preparations to protect themselves by building community or planning escape, because the Democrats and woke corporations will not save us.

Now that I've had some space since the first watch, and have found myself going back to it, I will say The Phenomenon is probably the best UFO documentary I've seen. And I've seen many many many. thephenomenonfilm.com/

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Frankly, I don't care if "hackers" get copies of how a Covid-19 vaccine works. It shouldn't be proprietary information in the first place.

i want to be sandwiched between two mattresses and then spun around until i pass out wake me up in 2022

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electric glowing surf

ELECTRIC GLOWING SURF: a neon, buzzing phenomenon that can occur when many electronic, memory-filled devices come into close contact, especially in heavily polluted waters. See also Tamagotchi, CD-RW, VHS, VirtualBoy, Keytar