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US politics 

DEFUND THE SPACE FORCE

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Take a moment to appreciate the naming convention of these collections.

Modern stuff isn't half as imaginative.

Jar jar binks is one of the most developed characters in the Star War movies. Audience knows everything about him in deep detail, down to the mundane (probably 45 minutes of him walking around and interacting with everyday objects) and he has a massive arc from outcast to life debt slave to general to senator

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"cyberpunk" is just the word i use to refer to any person on this fucking website who loves to talk shit!

US politics, the next four years 

I'm not going to be modest about my predictions anymore because I was right about what would unfold in the last 4 years about 90% of time. I'm hoping everyone here realizes that if Trump isn't president next year, he (or a surrogate) will be in 2024. If Biden holds on, it's going to get ugly, and I hope everyone here is making preparations to protect themselves by building community or planning escape, because the Democrats and woke corporations will not save us.

Now that I've had some space since the first watch, and have found myself going back to it, I will say The Phenomenon is probably the best UFO documentary I've seen. And I've seen many many many. thephenomenonfilm.com/

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Frankly, I don't care if "hackers" get copies of how a Covid-19 vaccine works. It shouldn't be proprietary information in the first place.

i want to be sandwiched between two mattresses and then spun around until i pass out wake me up in 2022

i love the ufo cgi snippets with bold letters at the bottom "COMPUTER SIMULATION" lol in case you got tricked by N64 era graphics

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watching an 90s documentary and there's a shot of someone's mailbox, next to it is a second mailbox branded washington post. like wow, sure, let me pay for your newspaper while you advertise on my property for free gtfo

i get really irritated when people are like "iF aLiEnS wErE rEaL sOmEbOdY WoUlDvE sAiD" when there are like literally 100s of ex government employees saying aliens are real

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Since right wing media keeps labeling Biden as a socialist, if he wins, remember to remind everyone that that’s a huge endorsement of socialism by the american people and democrats now have a mandate to turn this into a fully socialist country

I just want to be sandwiched between two mattresses held together snugly by a big rubber band, placed in a sealed ship of nice climate control and lots of air and and then shot into space is it so much to ask

mastodon instances are like hermit crab shells

Welp another apocalypse day with nothing but regrets to mentally cycle through alone comes to a close—goodnight simulation, maybe I’ll figure out how to load a previous state tomorrow

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ELECTRIC GLOWING SURF: a neon, buzzing phenomenon that can occur when many electronic, memory-filled devices come into close contact, especially in heavily polluted waters. See also Tamagotchi, CD-RW, VHS, VirtualBoy, Keytar