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you have two kilometres of fine copper wire inside of you, woven into a core memory array. that's why you get overheated easily, and forget everything as soon as you remember it. i regret to inform you, but you are a computer, and i am only a doctor capable of diagnosing humans. please don't kill me.

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shop update 

those witch sticker sheets are up in my etsy shop now, along with a "all ICE agents go to hell" patch and some clay tombstone pins i made

aww man, the leftovers smell like garbage. guess i'll sadly have to order dominos :) :) :)

I think it's pretty lame that governments have pretty much admitted aliens are visiting us and nobody is really reacting in any way. what a freaking letdown.

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high score netflick doc 

Lol sega paid people and enrolled them in college so that they could sit in shared areas undercover, playing sega in order to help capture the college demographic lmao capitalists what is it with you people and this is being reported as a cute and clever historical anecdote by n*tflix

thinking about biden losing the presidential race with 393 million corporate dollars in his hands from the August fundraisers

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magic the gathering online for linux when

Need to make a habit of returning to my masto favs when bored because some of them are bookmarks and I completely forget and some are cats

quantum of solace 

oh cool looks likes the environmentalist is the villain.

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quantum of solace 

don't even get me started on how the only dialogue vomits exposition

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quantum of solace 

well, this is a 2 hour ad for high end luxuries. also amazing how bond just trashes poor people's vehicles and boats and every poc is disregarded or treated as a comedic prop (eg isnt it funny how the hotel worker is too ignorant to know he's an undercover agent). also amazing how whatever the fuck organization bond is working for has amazing gps f*cebook intelligence and still has a need for him at all???

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Ever wondered why apps that don't need your location still want permission to get your location? It's likely because the app was built with a "free" toolkit that was made by a company that harvests and sells your location data.

One such company is X-Mode, whose first product was an app that was supposed to stop you from making phone calls while drunk. They pivoted to mass location surveillance, providing developer tools to many app creators, from MP3 converters to the beauty app Perfect365.

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US politics 

republicans want to actively kill you by giving you covid while democrats want to actively kill you by refusing your access to healthcare

You could turn mastodon into a big ass chat room with some kinda approach like

Hello old he USA asl

i only have focus and energy to get through work and when it's my time off i watch old music videos (can hardly get through 10 minutes of a show or news before spacing out, can't write or read for very long) and i need to be ok with that because this is what it's been like for months

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electric glowing surf

ELECTRIC GLOWING SURF: a neon, buzzing phenomenon that can occur when many electronic, memory-filled devices come into close contact, especially in heavily polluted waters. See also Tamagotchi, CD-RW, VHS, VirtualBoy, Keytar