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a dating reality show about behavior modification by a spying artificial intelligence

People love to hate on Nader but Gore was the real fucker upper of things

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biohackers step it up, I still want my lemur tail

A dude next to me just pulled off his mask to sneeze. We’re fucked as a species.

shoot i thought i was buying digimon but turns out it's just digibyte

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Rage Against the Machine Learning.

So it looks like plebes are buying bankrupt stocks with r*bin hood app because they’re wise to the bailout game now. What I’m really curious to see is whether invested rich people will continue to get the government to prop up the stock market— they’ll probably cash out and let it crash. Rather not gain $20 million if it means some normal person gets 20 bucks for groceries.

Lowkey relieved I don’t have to continue reading Harry potter

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People are gonna be paying $250-400k for tiny homes in a year or so; the standards have been lowered by big construction companies using/co-opting financial independence Y*uTube / social media campaigns you heard it here first

I’m a firm believer that the next great civil rights debate will be on transhumanism: Should we use science and technology to overcome death and become a far stronger species?
Zoltan Istvan in “upgrading America” 2019

LOL

Ahh I wish I had something to say to mastodon but I’ll just appreciate y’all in silence 🦧

Tried boosting a good meme without an image caption and just couldn’t

The only reason it costs as long as the rest of your working years to buy a house is because that’s how long a customer lives biologically

I wonder if even just 1-3% of US leftists moved to Canada...

We’d have a better Canada

And in the US the right would hold power and then collapse on itself so fucking fast

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When I was a student a car ran over my only optical mouse (don't ask). I made this cobbled together mess from the pieces and used it for quite some time afterwards because I couldn't afford a new one at the time

In the year 2089 cops no longer exist. Sooner than that if you get to work now.

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electric glowing surf

ELECTRIC GLOWING SURF: a neon, buzzing phenomenon that can occur when many electronic, memory-filled devices come into close contact, especially in heavily polluted waters. See also Tamagotchi, CD-RW, VHS, VirtualBoy, Keytar