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Patent number 1,591,905. "Artificial Animal" is powered by real animals.

It's a fly powered toy turtle.

Oscar not only conceived this, but thought this was such a winning idea that he put the time and money into patenting it.

this is exactly as over the top and theatrical as you'd expect in a trump america

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lmao the fucking umbrella costume this fuckin cop puts on to incite riots at a FREAKING AUTOZONE this is TOO MUCH

If ppl can overtake a police station where does that leave maralago

Mob rule looks less chaotic and more virtuous than the gop and dnc’s version of democracy

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USPOL 

Well, there we have it... right out in the open.

police 

@mdhughes you're absolutely correct but there are additionally several investigative reports in the last few years that have revealed a direct campaign from white supremacist groups in the US

infuriating that white supremacists have infiltrated police departments in great numbers and are literally inciting a race war as a matter of plan

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Great seeing all these ppl protecting their chins from coronavirus way to go Americans

Every right wing voter out and about right now is deliberately weaponizing the virus against at-risk communities

@Galdrakinn I can talk a lot about aliens and when I talk about starting hobbies like ufo watch networks I’m serious about following through

I love how I can put mastodon down for a few days or weeks and some algorithm isn’t gonna take some old toot of mine and respread it or manipulate my followers to interact with me so that I get back online

the surveillance in this movie is way less granular than what f*cebook was doing in 2009. in other words, the surveillance we put up with today was inconceivable in 1991

wait was the depression brought on by emilio estevez not taking that motor oil sponsorship lol sucks

If Alaskans can get a stipend for their oil industry’s profits, Americans should get a stipend for American oligarch’s financial crimes

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ELECTRIC GLOWING SURF: a neon, buzzing phenomenon that can occur when many electronic, memory-filled devices come into close contact, especially in heavily polluted waters. See also Tamagotchi, CD-RW, VHS, VirtualBoy, Keytar