Welcome to our space station! As you can see we have a pretty substantial greenhouse, and just so you know, you can eat all the plants you see. But... don’t. Then we wouldn’t be able to breathe.
Sorry about the tear on your suit. Should’ve gotten you into fatigues as soon as you arrived. We really need to put a little fence or something around the cacti. Nobody expects to see them on a ship, puncture hazards and all. We can probably sew it up, but in the meantime if you need to go outside again, there’s a spare suit you can borrow... if you don’t mind that someone died in it. #microfic
ELECTRIC GLOWING SURF: a neon, buzzing phenomenon that can occur when many electronic, memory-filled devices come into close contact, especially in heavily polluted waters. See also Tamagotchi, CD-RW, VHS, VirtualBoy, Keytar