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23andme is hiding my extraterrestrial heritage why

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Patent number 1,591,905. "Artificial Animal" is powered by real animals.

It's a fly powered toy turtle.

Oscar not only conceived this, but thought this was such a winning idea that he put the time and money into patenting it.

this is exactly as over the top and theatrical as you'd expect in a trump america

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lmao the fucking umbrella costume this fuckin cop puts on to incite riots at a FREAKING AUTOZONE this is TOO MUCH

If ppl can overtake a police station where does that leave maralago

Mob rule looks less chaotic and more virtuous than the gop and dnc’s version of democracy

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Well, there we have it... right out in the open.

infuriating that white supremacists have infiltrated police departments in great numbers and are literally inciting a race war as a matter of plan

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Great seeing all these ppl protecting their chins from coronavirus way to go Americans

Every right wing voter out and about right now is deliberately weaponizing the virus against at-risk communities

I love how I can put mastodon down for a few days or weeks and some algorithm isn’t gonna take some old toot of mine and respread it or manipulate my followers to interact with me so that I get back online

the surveillance in this movie is way less granular than what f*cebook was doing in 2009. in other words, the surveillance we put up with today was inconceivable in 1991

wait was the depression brought on by emilio estevez not taking that motor oil sponsorship lol sucks

If Alaskans can get a stipend for their oil industry’s profits, Americans should get a stipend for American oligarch’s financial crimes

Landlords really have no business knowing what my salary is. If the argument is that they need to know if I can afford to rent their apartment, then I should also know all of their finances in order to evaluate whether my rental may come under new management or ownership, which could affect services and renewal price.

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Anybody know how to parse urls with awk? Turns out they're real complicated

every youtuber is the most annoying person i've ever seen and then 3 minutes later i would probably be their friend

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electric glowing surf

ELECTRIC GLOWING SURF: a neon, buzzing phenomenon that can occur when many electronic, memory-filled devices come into close contact, especially in heavily polluted waters. See also Tamagotchi, CD-RW, VHS, VirtualBoy, Keytar