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23andme is hiding my extraterrestrial heritage why

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Welcome to our space station! As you can see we have a pretty substantial greenhouse, and just so you know, you can eat all the plants you see. But... don’t. Then we wouldn’t be able to breathe.

Ready to reboot this simulation or record over this vhs or what have you can anybody beyond the 4th wall hear me

IMHO everyone should be pouring efforts into becoming self sufficient (housing, food, medical taken care of whether its community based or something else). Bitcoin is going to upend a lot for regular folks who are already struggling and cement the power of institutions that are now largely in it.

*whispers
you don't have to be an open book

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i just don't get how so many people seem to be capable of saying "we need to artificially create work that doesn't need to be done so that people have jobs" with a straight face

If you close your eyes while listening to Biden’s speech he sounds like a peanuts character

the one issue i have with ufo witness shows is that they describe police officers as credible sources

have you ever used your foot to grab trash off the floor and put it in a small trashcan

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There is an off chance the coup radicalizes Biden to be an ecosocialist lol one can hope

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whoever wrote the unsolved mysteries theme song is a better musician than beethoven

US politics 

DEFUND THE SPACE FORCE

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Take a moment to appreciate the naming convention of these collections.

Modern stuff isn't half as imaginative.

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electric glowing surf

ELECTRIC GLOWING SURF: a neon, buzzing phenomenon that can occur when many electronic, memory-filled devices come into close contact, especially in heavily polluted waters. See also Tamagotchi, CD-RW, VHS, VirtualBoy, Keytar