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23andme is hiding my extraterrestrial heritage why

Funny to see the youths trash music and movies that I loved in my teens and twenties— I remember feeling the same way towards how simplistic and stereotype-filled boomer entertainment from their early years was. But unlike boomers, I’m not staying up all night trying to figure out how to rip young people out of more rent.

How do I spend my newfound online and social obscurity

a lot of yall are too young to remember you used to be able to put locks on your luggage

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*bounces up and down while the Star Trek: Voyager theme plays*

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Don't get me wrong, computers can absolutely help us regain our environmental efficiency. They just *aren't*.

Not as long as we're:
* constantly syncing everything to the cloud,
* expecting same-hour delivery,
* funding our clickbait via surveillance advertising,
* buying a new phone every year,
* using AIs because they're cool rather than useful,
* running bloated software & webpages,
* buying into "big data"
* etc

Computing is environmentally cheap, but it rapidly adds up!

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i still think it's incredible you can't buy a personal printer that doesn't add tracking dots for the government to track any pamphlets it disagrees with or printed leaks

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Heyyyy, Fedi! :blobaww:

How are you? What are your hopes and dreams?

Do you need help making a project of yours more visible? What is it about?

Do you... Have a link for me? :ameowbongo:

warrior nun has enough nostalgic buffy vibes to keep me interested

Thinking about making a bunch of graffiti stickers of the Trump/Epstein bffs photo

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Reminder that cancel culture is a thing white people made up to avoid being held accountable for their actions. ✨

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we told you ice were fascists 

Immigration Rights Groups Raise Alarm over ICE Plan to Host “Citizens Academy” | Democracy Now!
ICE plans to launch a six-week so-called citizens academy class in Chicago, where the agency plans to teach attendees “defensive tactics” and “firearms familiarization” to arrest undocumented people. Immigrant rights advocates are sounding the alarm on the initiative, which ICE hopes to expand nationwide. Silky Shah, executive director of detentionwatch, said ”ICE is recruiting an army of 'citizens' to fuel its propaganda machine and forge hatred in our communities. … [T]he outcome of this program will be more terror unleashed upon immigrant communities and people of color.” #AbolishICE

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*unless they’re in office hehehe 😏

Do you ever just listen to big empty by stone temple pilots

on mastodon *sings* i don't have to show you everything abouuut my liiiiiife

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what're the chances seti@home stopped because they found something 👽

Is it bad to order dominos twice in 3 days

Imagine dying in a civil war for trump lmao. Or even against omg

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electric glowing surf

ELECTRIC GLOWING SURF: a neon, buzzing phenomenon that can occur when many electronic, memory-filled devices come into close contact, especially in heavily polluted waters. See also Tamagotchi, CD-RW, VHS, VirtualBoy, Keytar