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23andme is hiding my extraterrestrial heritage why

potentially the only story bigger than climate change

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i don't understand why ufos/aliens aren't on the front page of every newspaper every day like what are we going to do about this

Surveillance capitalism is a much more dangerous tactic than ransomware

Daily reminder to not click any tr*mp related news clickbait. We cannot give companies an incentive to bring him back

I want fb to reconsider adding trump back every 6 months just so we can watch him get rejected over and over. Lmao imagine being too abusive for the most abusive site that has ever existed on the internet fuck that guy

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legit had nostalgia tears at hearing their sound again, but new

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@data actually I did a bit digging around, and turns out there's a community-maintained fork

and a list of instances

lol turns out siri is just people listening to you even when it's off

When you’re off fb you realize how batshit and unacceptable this is. If you’re on it, this is totally normal.

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The reason I don’t believe we make our own subjective reality isn’t because I’m a trained scientist but because of how frequently I throw something in the trashcan before remembering I forgot to add a bag

lands going to lose its value when we are uploaded to a server farm

dominos tracker is more impressive than ethereum imo

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electric glowing surf

ELECTRIC GLOWING SURF: a neon, buzzing phenomenon that can occur when many electronic, memory-filled devices come into close contact, especially in heavily polluted waters. See also Tamagotchi, CD-RW, VHS, VirtualBoy, Keytar